I Like Big Bots And I Cannot Lie by Good-Looking Corpse Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Bold Design, Soft Fabric โ Your New Everyday Favorite
First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildanยฎ cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.
๐ธ What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but donโt stop there โ this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and weโll make it just for you.
Why This Stands Out
- ๐จ Print That Pops โ DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling โ just bold, vivid color.
- ๐งต Not Your Average Blank โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend โ the same blanks top brands trust.
- ๐ Put It On, Forget Itโs There โ Thatโs how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
- ๐บ๐ธ Cotton Done Right โ Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.
Fabric & Construction
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3โ6 oz) โ lightweight, breathable.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) โ pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:


- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and youโre all set!
Delivery Info
- โ Production Time: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Delivery: 3โ7 business days.
- โก US Rush Option: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Rest of World: 1โ2 weeks.
All products are made to order. Please double-check your size before purchasing. No returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. If there are any issues, feel free to message us for assistance.
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