Monkey Banana The Roses Are Dead The Violets Are Rotten Im Freaking Crazy Or Have Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Exclusive Design โ Premium Print on Gildanยฎ Cotton
You know that one piece in your closet you reach for every single time? This is about to be it. Printed on premium Gildanยฎ fabric with colors that stay bold wash after wash.
๐ธ What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but donโt stop there โ this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and weโll make it just for you.
What Makes It Hit Different
- ๐จ Colors That Stay โ Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times โ still looks fresh.
- ๐งต Not Your Average Blank โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend โ the same blanks top brands trust.
- ๐ Move Freely โ Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.
- ๐บ๐ธ Good Cotton, Good Vibes โ US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.
Fabric Specs
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton โ airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend โ warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:


- Review the color & size charts.
- Select your preferred options.
- Place your order โ easy as 1-2-3.
Delivery Info
- โ Crafted in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ Standard US: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Express US: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 7โ14 business days.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We canโt accept returns for sizing errors, but weโre always here to help if something isnโt right.
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