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Classic Smurf Bitch I Will Put You In A Trunk And Help People Look For Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Bold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite
Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.
📸 The mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.
What Makes It Hit Different
- 🎨 Fade-Proof Color – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
- 🧵 Premium Feel – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.
- 👕 All-Day Comfort – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
- 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.
What It’s Made Of
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3–6 oz) – lightweight, breathable.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.
- Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Choose Your Style
Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:


- Pick your color from the chart above.
- Choose your size using the size guide.
- Add to cart – we’ll handle the rest!
Delivery Info
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.
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